This is my guide to life by nigel by using real life experiences I hope that
you the reader and fan of betty's clinic can learn to live fitter ,better,
happier and a more productive lifestyle. Like vannessa feltz
When I was seven I was allowed to the local park on my own occasiionally I
plaed on the swings or slide but never the roundabout one day when I was in
the park I ate some glass - never eat glass
When I was eleven I learnt how to read write and spelle - thist isa a goud
thingig to bea ble to do.
When I was thirtteen I learnt how to have fourty winks and ten wanks be able
to watch neighbours
When I was fourteeen I learnt how to play the drums everyone must lesrn howe
to play the drums this is avery important thing to be able to do bang bang
hit the dryum banf bang hit the drum drummmmm,, acid acid
When I was fithteen I took up dinner lady spotting but becarful dinner
ladies don’t like being splattered with paint.
When I was sixteen I traded my shoe box where I had been living for three
small magic beans - I'm still undecided wether this was a good idea but I do
own a giant shoe now thatks to my magic mushroom bean/';,axcid acid
When I was sventenn I tried eating glass again- never eat glass
When I was eighteen I learnt how to dance in nightclubs - dancing is fum and
sometimes if your really good dancer, (like me) girls come up to you and you
get kisses and hugs .
When I was five I lived in a small shoe box - never live in a shoe box